sprouting smiles, one spud at a time
We turn ordinary potatoes into unforgettable, personalized prank gifts. A custom laser-engraved message, mailed to someone you love… or someone you merely tolerate.
The patch is resting.
SpudScript is on a brief sabbatical and not currently taking orders.
But the dream is not dead. It is merely dormant, like a potato in winter.
SpudScript is on a brief sabbatical and not currently taking orders.
But the dream is not dead. It is merely dormant, like a potato in winter.
The Original SpudScript
Send a real potato, engraved with your words, to anyone in the country. Birthdays, breakups, promotions, Tuesdays. No occasion is too small for a potato with a message.
Each spud is laser-engraved by hand in Colorado Springs and shipped with absolutely no explanation. The confusion is the gift.
✏️ Your wordsAny word or phrase, up to about 40 characters. If it won't fit, we'll tell you.
🎨 Decorative onlyOur potatoes are keepsakes, not snacks. Please don't eat the prank.
📦 Bulk ordersWeddings, offices, questionable decisions at scale? Ask us for a quote.
💛 Made with loveEvery spud engraved by hand in Colorado Springs, Colorado.
One of a kind, like you.
No two potatoes are alike. Yours will be uniquely, unmistakably yours. That's the whole point.
Interested? Say hello.
Want a potato when we're back, need a hundred for an event, or just want to talk spuds? Drop us a line.
No spam, no newsletters. Just potatoes, eventually.